[R] Chibi Gaara's declaration of war to the FAKE [R] team

[[R] Gaara]

[Please note that this entire post is not meant to harm or attack anybody; this is part of the declaration and does not mean personal harm, since I do not know any of the people IRL]

Hey hey hey it has been a while. But let us cut to the chase. My name is Gaara [CFC's] and this is a story from a long time ago. Ironically, it is going to be warmed up for the public for the very first time.

1. Historical classification and the origin of this clash

Team [R] was formed by none other than two brothers, and they still live under their real life names C. and S.. Both of them share the same name and entered a two-men-cell tournament led by the AXE-SWINGING-D(I)VA once. Even though this happened out of a simple mood, this team name has stood the test of time and is continuing to exist outside these puny boundaries of the digital world. [2013]

Shiro, Shurgal, Alduin and myself became members of this "memorable" team that existed next to the later on disbanded team called Celestial Storm [2016]. We had a short intermezzo in the Celestial Empire and had to leave due to "certain incidents". A leaderless team like CS or R was confronted with a self-proclaimed "leader". I am not going to spill any details here, since contrary to what others believe or even execute team-internal topics remain team-internal until the end of this realm/world.

A lot of other teams have known "us", the little group from Germany of course. Thus we were contacted by many teams and realized that a lot of topics and other stuff was leaked to the public. This however was a minor issue, since we had experienced more grave -close to calamitous- events. The short alliance and regrouping of the players that called themselves Celestial Empire came to an abrupt end. A very brief explanation was left in the skype chat.

[We decided to join RT without any outside pressure for the simple reason to meet new people and make new experiences. This is the most obvious and true reason. Enlarging one's horizon is the way this world works. This is smart, and we are smart enough to do just that]

Nevertheless, a decent amount of salt has been piling up in the shadows and culminated in the creation of Team [R]ocket led none other than -Des- and his subordinate henchmen. This is the point in time where "our" point of no return started!


2. The Declaration

It is sheer impossible to describe our level of disappointment and discontent. Definetely, it is over 9000 now and has been rising ever since this event gave birth to it. In the upcoming seconds, minutes, hours, days, months and years WE hereby declare an unlimited barrage of "children's cardgames" that will be directed right at your "G-Guardian shielded" faces.

TEAM ROCKETS TRUE FOUNDERS ARE GOING TO OBLITERATE THE HILARIOUS ATTEMPT AT SHOWING THE WORLD THE ONE AND ONLY GIOVANNI.

A true leader of a shadow-lurking criminal organisation like team [R] would never dare to expose himself to the public.
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MEW is (a) history. History turns into a legend. And in the end, a legend becomes myth.

LATIAS is way too fast for you to even catch a glimpse of its tail.

BIZSHOP do not exist in the pokemon realm or in a true [R] team. Go back to your monastery in the mountains.
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3. DATE, TIME, FORMAT

Children's card game decide the fate of every world. And this here is no difference. Since you brought this outside matter back into our area, it is time to settle this in a very first clash of unlimited rocket works.

If you humbly accept our "offer", the following events will take place (on mutually decided days, of course)

- Single fights (Best of 3,5,7)
- team fights
- roundout
- gunslinger
- KING OF THE HILL

- single mulligan is mandatory (double mulligan is child's play)

Explanations will be given later. If you accept....


Furthermore, details will be communicated with the representatives (not leaders) of the participating members.




WE are waiting for your ANSWER.~

[colonel830303]

Children's card game decide the fate of every world.

Myoujin Ryuzu wannabe much? O_O

[[R] Gaara]

Nope, I think you did not quite get that this is not meant in a too serious way.

Nonetheless, our main point is obvious.


Gaara

[Cherry]

good lord you put effort into this

I kept thinking this was just another case of "oh great something exploded and now it's a thread on the forums" but this is harmless. So, carry on, good luck to both teams in earning their honor as Team Rocket.

[[R] Gaara]

Thank you Cherry.

I wanted to talk to you about this "matter" via skype or elsewhere, if possible. There is no harm included or intended here.


Greetings

[Cherry]

aeon go be 5 somewhere else
like pojo
snorts
theyll love you

That aside, you don't need to talk to me about this matter. This is a team thing that teams should work out, though I'd appreciate it if this doesn't escalate into a problem.

And good to meet you.

[Nesquikk17]

tfw when bizshop isnt a real pokemon

[[R] Gaara]

Since I did not see any reply I do not think that we're going to receive one soon.

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[Jai Hearts]

auto win = best win

i here by crown you the true team rocket. (since yea you came first)